Ok, so I stole these questions from my friend: and its UBER FUNNY! i WOULD NOT recomend reading this if you don't enjoy slightly sexual content.
-What does the first letter in your first name mean?(A)
The smallest bra size available besides a double A; first REAL bra size even though it is very small. ( I'M NOT THAT SMALL I'M A SIZE B)

-Your city?(Portland)
the best motherfucking city in the world. where you can live, eat, play, and fuck, within a 5 mile radius. portland maine is the OG portland. the munjoy hill district is possibly the best place to hang out. EVAR. oregon stole portland from us, because they couldn't come up with their own fucking name. those ore-fags.(to this I say HELL YES)

-Your state? (Maine)
A state with a population of just over a million people, visited by tourists year after year, their only goal is to piss off the natives, (...agreed)

-Your eye color?(Chocolate Brown)
color that reminds one of the velvety smoothness of a piece of Godiva. Chocolate brown is the color of luxury, wealth, and sophistication. Often associated with a diva.

-Your hair color?(red)
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person. XD

-Your favorite movie?(Sleepy Hollow)
One of the most amazing movies ever. My all-time favorite Johnny Depp/Tim Burton film.

-Your favorite food? (gummy worms)
When two men stand naked in front of each other, and slap each others genitals against each other. First man to get a hard-on loses.

-Your favorite drink?(Monster)
The best damn energy drink ever made! Comes in Regular, Lo-Carb, Assualt, and KHAOS

-Your favorite color?(crimson)
A deep rich purplish red colour.

-Your favorite TV show?(south park)
the best effin show on the planet. Constantly makes fun of the problems in society with the ability to make you laugh your ass off.

-Your favorite band?(Alesana)
alesana is one of the most amazing bands ever. and they do not suck playing live, they are orgasmic performers at concerts.

Your favorite city?(Paris)
One the best Cities in the world !! Capital of France and art and culture. Some ignorants often insult Parisians of being rude...OR; The act of striking a male's penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower. XD

Feel free to steal
byezz